Socks threw himself on top of one of the size 14s and asked for assistance....
"Please, Mr. Size 14s, don't let them snip me! I beg of you. Have some compassion!! There isn't a male alive on this planet that wants to be "snipped".
Mr. Size 14s said:
"Socks! Stop being such a girl!"
Socks, snipping might sound terrible, but it will give you an easier life, so man up and go for it!
ReplyDeleteSocks, it will be okay...over before you can say "Great balls of fire"
ReplyDeleteSocks, all the begging and pleading will not work...trust us...we know.
ReplyDeleteWally & Ernie